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Star Crazy: An Intergalactic Burlesque Adventure

By Crescent Moon Nerdlesque (other events)

2 Dates Through May 12, 2021
 
ABOUT ABOUT

IMPORTANT UPDATE:
After technical difficulties with our original 4/29 livestream show, we have decided to postpone video rental until Tuesday May 4th at 7:00pm CT.

We are also releasing an extended version of the livestream show (AKA "The Asstra Cut") for a 2nd livestream date on Wednesday, May 12th at 7:00pm CT.

All patrons from the original 4/29 livestream date will receive a complimentary link to the video rental, as well as complimentary admission to view the 2nd livestream of the extended version. 

Thank you for your empathy and patience, we cannot wait to show this incredible adventure in it's true form to you all!

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The year is 2999. Planet Earth has been in an intergalactic quarantine due to a highly contagious & mysterious virus - but good news, everyone! The cure has finally been discovered and administered to all of Earth’s inhabitants. After being cooped up in their homes and stuck on the planet, everyone has been a little STIR CRAZY and are ready to break free to explore new horizons again, which means TIME FOR A SPACE VACATION!

Hop on our Galactic Thrust Master starship for a whimsical guided tour across the galaxy through time, space —and fandoms— to explore all things intergalactic and science-fiction!

This production is co-produced in partnership with The (Beat) Theatre Collective.


FEATURING PERFORMANCES FROM:
Renaissance Noir as The Lost Doctor from “Doctor Who”
Lady Ve’Lush as Leeloo from “The Fifth Element”
Lil Cotton Flower as Guinan from “Star Trek: The Next Generation”
Betty Brash as Leela from “Futurama”
Mone’t Ha-Sidi as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader from “Star Wars”
Harlie HoneyPot as Princess Aura from “Flash Gordon”
Anna Nymph as Kaylee from “Firefly”
Allie Dente as Malakili, The Rancor Trainer from “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi”
Poppy Seed as Ellen Ripley from “Alien”
Special performances by The Crescent Moons
… and Foxie la Fleur as your Galactic Tour Guide Bimbo™️ Asstra!

WHEN:
THE ASSTRA CUT - EXTENDED VERSION LIVESTREAM
Wednesday, May 12th at 7pm CT
(Rent the Video from 5/4-5/12)

TICKETS:
General Admission - $10
Video Rental - $10

***Tipping is highly encouraged during this event!***
Each performer's tipping information will be displayed for viewers during the show.
All general tips sent to @CrescentMoonNerdlesque on Venmo will be split equally among the cast.


SPONSORED BY:
Howling Brands
Erin Rose Design
Allied Fitness
Early to Bed
J. Lyons Designs
The (Beat) Theatre Collective



MEET THE PRODUCTION TEAM:
Co-Producers: Foxie la Fleur, Natividad Salgado (Naughty Nati), Minnie Barre
Tech Director: Joe Dolmon
Box Office Manager: Mags Magenta
Marketing Lead: Ben F. Silverio
Copywriter: Andrea Berting
Production Assistants: Seraphina Violet Cueller, Lottie a la West

Graphic design by Vivi Valens

EN ESPAÑOL:
"Loca por Estrellas: Un Aventura Burlesca Intergaláctica"

Descripción del evento:
El año es 2221. El planeta Tierra ha estado en cuarentena intergaláctica debido a un virus altamente contagioso y misterioso, ¡pero buenas noticias! La cura finalmente ha sido descubierta y administrada a todos los habitantes de la Tierra. Después de estar encerrados en sus hogares y atrapados en el planeta, todos han estado ansiosos por liberarse y explorar nuevos horizontes nuevamente, ¡lo que significa HORA DE VACACIONES ESPACIALES! 


Brinca en nuestra nave espacial Maestra de Empuje Galáctico para una visita guiada caprichosa a través de la galaxia a través del tiempo, el espacio -y los fandoms- para explorar todas las cosas intergalácticas y la ciencia-ficción!


Esta producción está coproducida en colaboración con The (Beat) Theatre Collective.


Con actuaciones de:
Renaissance Noir como The Lost Doctor de “Doctor Quién”
Lady Ve'Lush como Leelo de “The Fifth Element”
Lil Cotton Flower como Guinan de “Star Trek: The Next Generation”
Betty Brash como Leela de “Futurama”
Mone't Ha-Sidi como Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader de “Star Wars”
Harlie HoneyPot como Princess Aura de “Flash Gordon”
Anna Nymph como Kaylee de “Firefly”
Annie Dente como Malakili, The Rancor Trainer de “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi”
Poppy Seed como Ellen Ripley de “Alien”
Actuaciones especiales de Crescent Moons
... y Foxie la Fleur como su guía turístico galáctico Bimbo™ Asstra

Boletos:
Admisión general - $ 10
Alquiler de video - $ 10
 

*** ¡Se recomienda encarecidamente dar propina durante este evento! ***
La información de propinas de cada artista se mostrará a los espectadores durante el espectáculo.
Todos los consejos generales enviados a @CrescentMoonNerdlesque en Venmo se dividirán en partes iguales entre el elenco.

PATROCINADORES:
Howling Brands
Erin Rose Design
Allied Fitness
Early to Bed
J. Lyons Designs
The (Beat) Theatre Collective

El equipo de producción de "Star Crazy":
Productores: Foxie la Fleur, Natividad Salgado, Minnie Barre
Director Tecnico: Joe Dolmon
Gerente de taquilla: Mags Magenta
Líder de marketing: Ben F. Silverio
Redactor: Andrea Berting
Asistentes de producción: Seraphina Violet Cueller, Lottie a la West

Diseño gráfico por Vivi Valens

#CMNstarcrazy #nerdtastic #CMNerdlesque #WeAreTheBeat #BeatInTheStars

Restrictions

This event is intended for audiences age 18 and above.